Ok, serious weirdness.

First off, the whole fricken school has gone NUTS for the Derringers.

And... UGH i can't really get into why, but trust me its all a bunch of CRAP. I mean seriously, why is it people so readily buy into the hype that the media pumps out at us? Mean MUST we all be Hannah Montana fans, or the friggen Jonas Brothers? IS there something seriously wrong with me if I say, um thanks but no thanks, killing vampires and werewolves and whatnot AIN'T NORMAL.

Why is it we keep putting these people up on pedestals? I mean seriously, why do i care what outfit CIARA DERRINGER went hunting in? Do I really need to drink a cola because NAN DERRINGER is the spokesperson. Granted, at least she can string together complex sentences, that's more than Paris Hilton, but FUCK. I'm not a drone, Hollywierd. STOP trying to turn me into Zombie-teen!

And can someone PLEASE tell this to my teachers too? Taking the entire hour in History to make me watch a SERIOUSLY old filmstrip on the 5 families of the Brotherhood featuring the Derringers (OF COURSE) is NOT going to help me later in life. Is there something wrong with learning about the Civil War, or maybe even the New Deal? Jesus.